| Who Put The "Ow" In Wedding Vow? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| I think "til death do us part" should be taken out of the wedding vows. The average marriage lasts only twenty-four years. |
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| Shouldn't There Be A "C" In Glasses? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| I buy glasses at drug stores. I buy them at supermarkets, bookstores, car washes and flea markets. No matter which glasses I wear, I can't see spending money on designer glasses. |
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| UCSC Treesitting Protesters Barking Up Some Really, Really Big Redwood Trees by Jack Deal |
| If your son or daughter were protesting 150 up on redwood tree limb should you demand they transfer to Texas A&M? |
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| 2008 Election Proving Once Again the USA is the Greatest Nation in the Entire Universe by Jack Deal |
| Once again we prove our advanced democratic system is aces and helps us keep our status as the best nation in the Universe. |
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| How Your Collective Thinking is Destroying Your Mind, Career, Personal Life and Hippocampus by Jack Deal |
| Those that think like sheep become sheep. |
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| Whatever Happened To...? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Whatever happened to commercials? Yes, I miss them. TiVo eliminates the built-in time to talk about programs. |
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| Are Doors Open For Discussion? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| When we moved into our new home, I told my family I was open to suggestions for a new, front door. Does that qualify as an open-door policy? |
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| The Year The Rats Came by David Brown |
| Sometime during my sixth grade year, the rats came. We had a rat infestation. An unhealthy rat plague! I recall this as one of the most frustrating years of my mother's and my life. |
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| Shouldn't Meditation Be Spelled MMMMMeditation? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| I think I figured out what causes road rage in LA. When people are driving, they can't close their eyes and meditate. |
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| Puffy Wet Lips by Douglas Bower |
| There's this guy who lives across the street from us who we have renamed Wet Lips When we are in a really lighthearted mood, we refer to him as Puffy Wet Lips |
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| Do Sayings Go Without Saying? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Although I don't know where the expression "take you to the cleaners" comes from, I know it means to fleece someone - which makes sense. If you wash fleece it will shrink. It should be taken to the cleaners. |
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| I Was Just In The Middle Of A Dream by Douglas Bower |
| I was dreaming I was eating Carnitas |
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| There is no Security with Shaking Ground, Mad Shoplifters and Thieving Families by Jack Deal |
| We can never totally isolate ourselves from evil,risk, threat and bad things in general. Rather than worry about it we should get out and about and enjoy life and not be obsessed with creating a no risk environment. Besides, there is no such animal. |
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| Parents Wanted - No Experience Required? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Parents with children under age sixteen are lucky. Their children can't drive them crazy. In fact, their children don't have licenses to drive them anywhere. Parents, however, don't have licenses to be parents of children any age. |
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| Does A Face-Lift Make You Taller? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| If lots of face-lifts are free, looking up at the night sky to watch a falling star must qualify as a free face-lift. |
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| What's The Cost Of Beauty? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| New beauty products are being tested every day, but how? I've never seen a guinea pig or a rat with wrinkles. |
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| Lessons in Life We Can Learn from Ugly Women with Big Tattoos by Jack Deal |
| It's true that beauty is in the eye of the beholder but sometimes deflecting focus away from ugliness actually makes one relatively prettier. |
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| What Makes A Good Day Better? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Every day above ground is a good day. Having a siren-blaring, police car speed past you when you realize you're driving over the speed limit makes a good day better. |
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| Welcome to California National Park! by Jack Deal |
| When California runs out of water, we can make it into one heck of a national park. Don't forget to bring your water bottles... |
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| Can Confusion Be Confuted? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| One of the things that confuses me is the word "con". How can a word that means swindle also mean to study carefully? |
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| After Forty Are Birthday Cards Junk Mail? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| All I had to do to stop calls from telemarketers was make a phone call. Who can I call to stop junk mail? |
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| Scary Movie Trivia Questions And Answers by Deanna Mascle |
| 1 If you are a teenager living on Elm Street what should you never do |
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| Is Dieting A Weighty Problem? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Every day, all over the world, people are losing weight. Am I the only one who wants to know where the weight goes? |
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| Is Being Taken For Granted Taken For Granted? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| If you see me talking to my car, I'm actually thanking it. I don't want to take my car for granted because it takes me wherever I want to go. |
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| My First Trip To Destin Florida by Tony Isaacs |
| Have you ever been to Destin, Florida I love the white sand beaches, moderate climate and beautiful clear blue ocean there, although it's a much more touristy kind of place than it was about 30 years ago when I first went there with my father, step mother, half-sister, and other family members |
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