| Another Blond Joke? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| I'm a blonde who thinks blond jokes are funny. Unfortunately, that doesn't mean I'm having more fun. |
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| Have You Heard My New Word? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Things that you experience through one or more of your senses are real. They can't be unbelieveable. That's why I invented the word "hardtobelievable". |
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| Were You Part Of The Collective Sigh After Christmas? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Congratulations! You're finally recovered from the pressure of buying Christmas presents. But what about the gifts for the other holidays througout the year? |
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| Can You Burn Calories Exercising Your Judgment? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Exercise should be part of our daily routine. It increases our strength, endurance and flexibility; but doesn't getting out of bed in the morning do that? |
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| Have You Stopped To Watch The World Go By Recently? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| If you take time to stop and watch the world go by, it's amazing what you see. |
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| Do You Have The Flair To Be A "Woman Of A Certain Age"? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| "A woman of a certain age" is not just any older woman. She has a certain flair, as well as certain privileges. |
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| Is Driving Yourself Crazy A Short Trip? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| After driving in New YOrk City, I thought LA driving would be easy. These days can you go for a Sunday drive in any city? |
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| Are You A Bad Dreamer? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| There's a difference between nightmares and bad dreams. |
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| Am I The Only One? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| There are a lot of things that don't make sense to me, and I don't think it's just because I'm a blond - or is it? |
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| Is Health Food Really Healthy? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Food made by Mother Nature is healthy. Food put in jars and boxes by Paul Newman isn't as healthy as he looks. Food I make requires a healthy appetite... but can you have a healthy appetite without healthy food? |
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| Have You Heard White Whisper And Read Roar? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Have you ever said this color doesn't look good on me or this color doesn't go with that? That's because those colors aren't saying the right things to you. |
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| Orange You Glad Orange Is Out? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Thankfully, fads are temporary fashion. Otherwise, we coulc be chewing fruit-striped gum and wearing mood rings. |
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| Where Does Time Go And How Can I Stop It? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| The hands on clocks seem to spin faster than the speed of light. It's time to put some light on the subject of slowing it down. |
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| For Better Or For Worse? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| All husbands are unique, but am I the only one whose husband wants to be anonymous? |
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| Have You Exercised The Option To Exercise? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| I understand that exercising to stay in shape is important for my health, but how do you fit a rectangular shape into a well-rounded hole? |
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| Are You Wearing A Uniform? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Uniforms are everywhere - policemen, firemen,soldiers. You might be wearing a uniform without realizing it. |
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| Do Some Days Seem Thirty-four Hours Long? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Everyone has bad days, but not everyone had my grandmother. Her philosophy about bad days is good today. |
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| What's WYT Shopping? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Would you like to be sipping egg nog the day before Chritmas instead of skipping meals to get everything done? Then WYT shopping is for you. |
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| Who Put The OK In Cook? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| How I got from kitchen-challenged to Gourmet Magazine recipes in spite of myself and in less than a decade of embarrasing experiences. |
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| What's A Television Without Pictures? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Why I would choose radio over television. Would you? |
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| Do You Know How Generous You Are? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| We are all aware when we do a favor for someone. However, we are doing unintentional favors every day. |
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| Do You Watch Your Words? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Most peoples' use of the dictionary falls somewhere between not having taken its price tag off and having more than one. Where are you on the usage scale? |
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| What Happens When Mother Nature Mixes Black and White? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Are you a victim of gray days? Do you frequently wish that Mother Nature didn't have black and white on her palette and couldn't paint days gray? |
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| How Do You Know When You're Middle Age? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Middle age is a time in life we want to forget, ignore,avoid, or put off for at least another twenty years. How do you know when you're middle age? |
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| Who Put Hospital In Hospitality? by Knight Pierce Hirst |
| Five dollars for an aspirin. Five thousand dollars for a room. The cost of hospital care is enough to make you sick. |
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